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You: pornqueen_15_russia
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You: 123456789

Stranger: 123

You: 987654321

You: 123456789

Stranger: :D

You: 987654321

You: 100

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Stranger: hi

You: 94

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Stranger: :D are u stupid?

You: 89

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You: 80

You: nope

You: are you?

Stranger: no :D

You: congratz

You: 79

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Stranger: bb lol

You: 75

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You: do you think asl is boring?

Stranger: of course

You: why?

Stranger: it's one of the most common greetings

Stranger: well, it was, before he put in the warning

Stranger: now it's just very common

You: i dont agree with you, this is the best way to get to know who you're talking with.

Stranger: well, 1st off, age is pretty unimportant

Stranger: some 15 and 16 year olds are more intelligent than some 20 year olds

Stranger: second of all, location is also pretty useless

Stranger: doesn't really change their personality or interests

You: you're a teenager right?

Stranger: sure am! gonna disconnect?

You: YEAH

You: see ya

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Stranger: KALE

You: AT

You: ŞAH MAT

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Stranger: What is Paul's name?

You: catherine?

Stranger: No, that's the wrong answer >:(

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Stranger: hey

You: are you a ship

Stranger: what kinda ship

You: doesnt matter

Stranger: ok

You: are you?

Stranger: yes... why???

Stranger: i like to think im a battleship

You: you're a ship or not?

Stranger: OH SHIT YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!!!

You: well, you're a ship with a bad sense of humour.

You: see ya

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: hi

Stranger: howz u?

You: fine

You: fine

You: fine

You: fine

You: fine

You: fine

You: fine

You: fine

You: fine

You: fine

You: fine

Stranger: fuck u

You: fine

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Stranger: do you like hello kitty?

You: i used to.

You: before i died.

Stranger: omg, ur dead

Stranger: ??

Stranger: coolio

You: yeah, 7 years ago

Stranger: wow , what happend?

You: my pimp killed me

Stranger: ooooh, thats no way to go

Stranger: U R A HO HO HO

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You: PORTO RICO

Stranger: Afghanistan

You: ICELAND

Stranger: Pakistan

Stranger: terroristan

Stranger: fuck u maan

You: i support terror

You: CAUSE I'M JEWISH

Stranger: give me 3000$ for making sucide bomb jackets

You: NOPE CAUSE I'M JEWISH

Stranger: then u are rich.. il kill your kind

Stranger: whay are u screeming

Stranger: ??

You: CAUSE I'M PROUD OF IT

Stranger: go fuck off... am done wiht you

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You: DAVID

You: ARE YOU THERE

You: DAVIID

Stranger: umm not david.

You: THOMAS?

Stranger: 1/2832 chance i guess

Stranger: nope

You: JACK?

Stranger: closer, but no

You: JOSEPH?

Stranger: nope

You: JOE?

Stranger: no

You: JEFFREY

You: ?

Stranger: nope lol

Stranger: maybe you shoudl try girl's name

You: JACKIE?

Stranger: nope

You: fuck, i dont like girls anyway

You: see ya

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You: give me your portfolio

You: right now

Stranger: Why should I?

You: cause i want to

Stranger: but I dont want to

You: GİVE ME DAMN PORTFOLIO

Stranger: NO WAY

Stranger: LEAVE FOR ALL I CARE.

Stranger: =))

You: WHY IS THAT SO IMPORTANT?

You: GIVE IT TO ME

Stranger: WHY DO YOU NEED MY PORTFOLIO?

You: WHY DO YOU CARE BOUT THAT

You: GIVE IT TO ME

Stranger: SIMPLE QUESTION REQUIRES A SIMPLE ANSWER

You: THAT'S YOUR OPINION

Stranger: WELL, THEN I WONT GIVE IT TO YOU UNLESS I WANT AN ANSWER.

Stranger: SIMPLE AS THAT

You: CAUSE I'LL SELL IT

You: TO YOU

Stranger: SUUURE YOU WILL

You: SO GIVE IT TO ME

Stranger: NO WAY.

Stranger: HOW MUCH WILL YOU SELL IT TO ME FOR?

You: 5 BUCKS

Stranger: I'M PRICELESS OKAY.

Stranger: CHEAPSKATE

You: dont say that

Stranger: why not?

Stranger: it's a free world

You: it's not that free

Stranger: It is for me..

Stranger: so too bad for you.

You: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

Stranger: YES, YOU'RE THE PERV THAT WANTS TO SELL MY PORTFOLIO.

You: YOU'RE WRONG BIATCH!

You: I'M THE LIBERTY STATUE

Stranger: AND YOU'RE STUPID SON OF A BIATCH

Stranger: SUCH A LONELY LONELY MAN.

Stranger: tsk tsk tsk

You: dont pity me

You: i'm fine

Stranger: :(

Stranger: :(

Stranger: I feel ur pain

You: but i dont

Stranger: oh. too bad :(

You: WHAT BOUT THAT HUH?

Stranger: OH WELL :(

You: also i can do belly dance

You: can you do it huh

You: CAN YOU

Stranger: yes

Stranger: I can do the tango

Stranger: CAN YOU.

Stranger: NOOO

Stranger: I DIDNT THINK SO

You: I CAN DO LINDY HOP MAAAN

Stranger: I CAN DO SOULJA BOY STANKY LEG.

You: oh fuck

Stranger: ooooh.

You: you beated me up

Stranger: yup.

You: well, i guess i'm dismissed

Stranger: ano ba, ang gago mo ah. putangina ka. ULOL.

Stranger: yessss.

Stranger: BYE BOI.

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Stranger: hi

You: SEX

You: FUCK

You: PUSSY

Stranger: are you waiting for me to disconnect?

Stranger: that sounds like a fun time.

You: WHOOOOOREEEE

Stranger: not quite.

You: FOOTBALL

Stranger: stupid sport.

You: POKEMOOON

Stranger: good show.

Stranger: LOL

You: LOOOOOOSSSSSTTTT

Stranger: ugh, hate it

You: DOLCE AND GABBANNAAAAA

Stranger: pointless.

You: SIGUR ROOOOOOOOSS

Stranger: alright, alright, you win. it was fun talking to you!

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You: hope you're a swimsuit

You: cause i'd like to ask you some questions

Stranger: sry

You: arent you

You: how sad..

You: what am i gonna do then

You: TELL ME

Stranger: are you male or female?

You: well, i'm a flipflop, so it doesnt matter

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Stranger: hi

You: hope you're a swimsuit

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You: hope you're a swimsuit

Stranger: -_- are you insane?

You: nope, are you?

Stranger: me too

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Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender, stranger cannot see this message]

Stranger: hello

You: ARE YOU A SEX OFFENDER

You: WHAT A GREAT THING

Stranger: what

Stranger: who told you?

You: GOD

You: where r u from lad?

Stranger: your mothers cooter

You: really? nice place to live

Stranger: yeah

You: i've been there once

Stranger: you are shit

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Stranger: hihihihihihi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hihi

You: I LOVE YOU

Stranger: thank you!

You: no problem

Stranger: where are you from??

You: outer space

You: you?

Stranger: korea!!!!!

You: i think i know you

Stranger: who??

You: are you doctor?

Stranger: nono

You: dont lie to me

Stranger: i'm student!

You: you're a doctor

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You: ORANGE JUICE

Stranger: hi

You: BANANA

You: none of them?

You: okay

You: what the hell are you then?

Stranger: china

You: cheap and boring

You: also crowded

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Stranger: yesssssssssssss

You: ARE YOU A ROBOT?

You: HOPE YOU'RE

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Stranger: hey

Stranger: m/f??

You: well, it's a bit complicated

You: i'm transexual

Stranger: yeh too far wllready

Stranger: seriously m/f??

You: r u kiddin?

You: screw u