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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender, stranger cannot see this message]

Stranger: hello

You: ARE YOU A SEX OFFENDER

You: WHAT A GREAT THING

Stranger: what

Stranger: who told you?

You: GOD

You: where r u from lad?

Stranger: your mothers cooter

You: really? nice place to live

Stranger: yeah

You: i've been there once

Stranger: you are shit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.