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You: give me your portfolio
You: right now
Stranger: Why should I?
You: cause i want to
Stranger: but I dont want to
You: GİVE ME DAMN PORTFOLIO
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: LEAVE FOR ALL I CARE.
Stranger: =))
You: WHY IS THAT SO IMPORTANT?
You: GIVE IT TO ME
Stranger: WHY DO YOU NEED MY PORTFOLIO?
You: WHY DO YOU CARE BOUT THAT
You: GIVE IT TO ME
Stranger: SIMPLE QUESTION REQUIRES A SIMPLE ANSWER
You: THAT'S YOUR OPINION
Stranger: WELL, THEN I WONT GIVE IT TO YOU UNLESS I WANT AN ANSWER.
Stranger: SIMPLE AS THAT
You: CAUSE I'LL SELL IT
You: TO YOU
Stranger: SUUURE YOU WILL
You: SO GIVE IT TO ME
Stranger: NO WAY.
Stranger: HOW MUCH WILL YOU SELL IT TO ME FOR?
You: 5 BUCKS
Stranger: I'M PRICELESS OKAY.
Stranger: CHEAPSKATE
You: dont say that
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: it's a free world
You: it's not that free
Stranger: It is for me..
Stranger: so too bad for you.
You: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
Stranger: YES, YOU'RE THE PERV THAT WANTS TO SELL MY PORTFOLIO.
You: YOU'RE WRONG BIATCH!
You: I'M THE LIBERTY STATUE
Stranger: AND YOU'RE STUPID SON OF A BIATCH
Stranger: SUCH A LONELY LONELY MAN.
Stranger: tsk tsk tsk
You: dont pity me
You: i'm fine
Stranger: :(
Stranger: :(
Stranger: I feel ur pain
You: but i dont
Stranger: oh. too bad :(
You: WHAT BOUT THAT HUH?
Stranger: OH WELL :(
You: also i can do belly dance
You: can you do it huh
You: CAN YOU
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I can do the tango
Stranger: CAN YOU.
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: I DIDNT THINK SO
You: I CAN DO LINDY HOP MAAAN
Stranger: I CAN DO SOULJA BOY STANKY LEG.
You: oh fuck
Stranger: ooooh.
You: you beated me up
Stranger: yup.
You: well, i guess i'm dismissed
Stranger: ano ba, ang gago mo ah. putangina ka. ULOL.
Stranger: yessss.
Stranger: BYE BOI.
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